Timelines Haiku challenge

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  • Cam TaliisCam Taliis ✭✭✭✭
    Polywater Yar.
    What can we do about her?
    Soon Armus will come.
  • Picard loves RedsPicard loves Reds ✭✭✭✭
    edited November 2018
    "Live Long and Prosper"
    Most famous line of all time
    Blessed by Mister Spock

    EDIT:
    Fixed spelling issue
    Thanks goes to @Cam Taliis
    Syllables correct?
  • FlemmingFlemming ✭✭✭✭✭
    Red Shirt, Yellow Shirt
    Who do you think will survive?
    Which series we in?
    Intentionally Left Blank
  • Cam TaliisCam Taliis ✭✭✭✭
    "Live Long and Propser"
    Most famous line of all time
    Blessed by Mister Spock

    Sorry to be blunt,
    But your spell-check may be off.
    That's not what he said.
  • Cam Taliis wrote: »
    "Live Long and Propser"
    Most famous line of all time
    Blessed by Mister Spock

    Sorry to be blunt,
    But your spell-check may be off.
    That's not what he said.

    Is "Taliis" 3?
    I really hope it is so
    Or my Haiku failed
  • Cam TaliisCam Taliis ✭✭✭✭
    Cam Taliis wrote: »
    "Live Long and Propser"
    Most famous line of all time
    Blessed by Mister Spock

    Sorry to be blunt,
    But your spell-check may be off.
    That's not what he said.

    Is "Taliis" 3?
    I really hope it is so
    Or my Haiku failed

    A fictional name
    So do not worry about
    Pronunciation
  • ByloBandByloBand ✭✭✭✭✭
    Has this thread reached the,
    Statute of limitations,
    For choosing winners?
  • 5000 Quatloos5000 Quatloos ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 2018
    ByloBand wrote: »
    Has this thread reached the,
    Statute of limitations,
    For choosing winners?

    I will tally tonight. Off to moonlight at my non-Starfleet day job. Fingers crossed for Mars landing today!
    Accepted. Mark them, Galt.
  • Thanks 5k Quatloos
    Awesomes shared in abundance
    Many smiles were made
  • FlemmingFlemming ✭✭✭✭✭
    I don't care who wins
    Haiku fun lasts forever
    Or a cry for help?
    Intentionally Left Blank
  • 5000 Quatloos5000 Quatloos ✭✭✭✭✭
    Another birdie successfully on Mars. Baby steps to the final frontier!
    Accepted. Mark them, Galt.
  • Another birdie successfully on Mars. Baby steps to the final frontier!

    Should I awesome this?
    It is not a real Haiku
    Congrats to NASA though!
  • Why is 'my wine glass'...
    Censored like a swear word?
    DB.... is not smart

    Because your face is on it???smrr7iz151db.gif
  • Who knew a haiku
    Could prove to be so much fun
    Thank you Timelines fans.
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  • 5000 Quatloos5000 Quatloos ✭✭✭✭✭
    Awesomeness tally

    Special Effort Awards: 16 votes, 12 votes and 8 votes to three multi-Haiku collections, "C.O.P. Haiku Founder's Collection" (5000 Quatloos), "Illustrated Haikus", a.k.a. "Tantalizing Trill, sweet as Jumja" (Data1001), and "Ode to Jeffery Combs" (Chief Eud{{DD}}rick) If calculated on a per-Haiku basis, however, these would only rank 3.2, 3.0 and 2.7 each. Note: the displayed scores may or may not actually depend on the order in which the haiku are listed. A ticket has been submitted.

    Tied for 1st Place, 11 votes: "I Just Like to Play"; "More Precious Than Latinum"
    Aldude wrote: »
    I just like to play
    There's no need to get angry
    It's only a game
    Holoemitters
    Should not be more precious than
    Gold pressed Latinum

    Tied for 2nd place, 9 votes: "Many Bodies In Orbit", "Helmsman Tom Paris", "Slots"
    Successful Voyage
    Many Bodies in Orbit
    It's Honorable
    ByloBand wrote: »
    Helmsman Tom Paris,
    Twice convicted, still two more
    Promotions than Kim.
    Shy Khan wrote: »
    Slots slots slots slots slots
    Slots slots slots slots slots slots slots
    Slots slots slots slots... please.

    Data1001 also received 9 votes for "just omit the at", though I'm not sure whether to count as it is self-referential to a prior 'ku.


    Tied for 3rd place, 8 votes,: "The Best Hairstylist", "A Great Fuel Source"
    The best hairstylist
    Steely determination
    And lots of coffee
    I don't understand
    Wesley animosity
    He is a great fuel source

    Honorable Mention, tied at 7 votes each: "Sweet Goddess Coffee", "My Wine Glass is Censored", "I Adore This Thread", "Banjo Time At Last?", "Event << Haiku", "Make It So", "Farewell, Caretaker"
    Dippy wrote: »
    Sweet goddess coffee,
    Across the quadrant I seek
    your healing embrace.
    Why is 'my wine glass'...
    Censored like a swear word?
    DB.... is not smart
    Flemming wrote: »
    I adore this thread
    Brings a smile to my face
    Thank you First Poster
    ByloBand wrote: »
    Winning streak of twelve,
    Is it banjo time at last?!
    Ah, more trainers, swell.
    ByloBand wrote: »
    Make it so; engage,
    Tea, Earl Grey, hot; Number One,
    So says The Picard.
    Pinkyfirst wrote: »
    Oh Disruptor Beam,
    More time spent in Haiku,
    Than in new event
    My crew's still waiting
    The Caretaker is leaving
    His slot stays empty

    Thus ends the midseason finale. But good news! During our brief hiatus, we will be bringing you a special set of "minikus", limited to a 3/1/3 syllable format, and each with a new Distress Call mission to earn even more Kazon furs.

    And 2019 promises even more! Several third tier characters from the first volume will star in a whole new set of haiku in which the Federation provokes war with an entire quadrant by, well, going all Manifest Destiny on their a****s and relentlessly invading exploring their turf after being asked not to, pointedly and repeatedly. But it will have lots of cool Klingon stuff and if you can make it to season 4, you'll find that it kind of grows on you anyway. As a bonus, Jeffery Combs will be the only actor in each haiku, portraying every character.

    We're also in preliminary talks to develop "Haiku: The Animated Series", in which all syllables are replaced with animated GIFs. H/TAS will tentatively revolve around the early days of Spock's 3rd cousin Ralph, who we will retcon in with much subtlety and finesse. Trust us.

    Until then - please keep 'kuing!

    5kQ



    Accepted. Mark them, Galt.
  • Butt hurt captains cry
    Take to the forum in pain
    Get some perspective
  • Data1001Data1001 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ByloBand wrote: »
    Thanking you,
    For,
    All the laughs.

    Hey, no fair getting a head start on the minikus!


    Could you please continue the petty bickering? I find it most intriguing.
    ~ Data, ST:TNG "Haven"
  • Shy KhanShy Khan ✭✭✭✭✭
    Slots slots slots
    Slot
    Slots slots slots
    Come join the Steeler Nation Fleet!
  • Resistance
    is
    futile
  • ByloBandByloBand ✭✭✭✭✭
    Flemming wrote: »
    ByloBand
    is
    cheating now
    Not cheating?
    Then,
    Not trying!
  • ProontProont ✭✭✭✭
    This thread is
    my
    favorite.
  • IronagedaveIronagedave ✭✭✭✭✭
    The one Q
    has
    A mini Q
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  • ByloBandByloBand ✭✭✭✭✭
    The one Q
    has
    A mini Q
    Three, one, three,
    Not,
    Three, one, four
  • IronagedaveIronagedave ✭✭✭✭✭
    ByloBand wrote: »
    The one Q
    has
    A mini Q
    Three, one, three,
    Not,
    Three, one, four

    three a crowd
    four
    happy pairs
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  • Mr. LincolnMr. Lincoln ✭✭✭✭✭
    I do not
    see
    this ending
  • ByloBandByloBand ✭✭✭✭✭
    Resistance,
    Is,
    Futile, Sir.
  • Mr. LincolnMr. Lincoln ✭✭✭✭✭
    Please help me
    I
    cannot stop
  • Emperor Borg DroneEmperor Borg Drone ✭✭✭✭
    edited November 2018
    Please help me
    I
    cannot stop

    Why stop though
    if
    it's still fun?
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