Timelines Haiku challenge

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  • Pinafore Data
    He should have the Pilot trait
    DB listen plz

    (I reckon plz counts as one syllable , if you say it how it is spelt anyway!)
  • Thadiun Okona
    should become a pilot too
    Less crew to unfreeze
  • Cam TaliisCam Taliis ✭✭✭✭
    Should any crew from
    Encounter at Farpoint get
    The trait "pilot" too?
  • 5000 Quatloos5000 Quatloos ✭✭✭✭✭
    Ten pilots to train.
    Valkyrie needs chronitons,
    Ever so badly
    Accepted. Mark them, Galt.
  • FlemmingFlemming ✭✭✭✭✭
    The next event calls for pilots
    You know, the kind who fly a lot
    But there are so many frozen
    I cannot count the dozens
    How many merits have I got?
    Intentionally Left Blank
  • 5000 Quatloos5000 Quatloos ✭✭✭✭✭
    Poor poor Julian:
    Jadzia goes for bad boys.
    Miles is more his speed.

    (*Inspired by Darth Skippy)
    Accepted. Mark them, Galt.
  • AldudeAldude ✭✭✭✭
    New event thresholds
    Divides the community
    Who will complain next?
    Proudly VIP0. Monogamous account. Fleet Admiral of NCC UK Midlands.
    77 Golds all at L100 (11 immortal, 9 at 4/5, 6 at 3/5, 8 at 2/5); 153 immortal Purples; All blues, greens and greys immortal
    135 crew slots, All missions 3-starred, All factions honoured
  • FlemmingFlemming ✭✭✭✭✭
    I played in this event one week
    When I needed four stars, got only three
    Waited for the portal update
    With the crew I did wait
    And now I pull Legendary
    Intentionally Left Blank
  • FlemmingFlemming ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2018
    Flemming wrote: »
    I played in this event one week
    When I needed four stars, got only three
    Waited for the portal update
    With the crew I did wait
    And now I pull Legendary

    One fun haiku fact
    Twas my 600th Awesome
    Thank you to my fans
    Intentionally Left Blank
  • IronagedaveIronagedave ✭✭✭✭✭
    spot reserved
    homeric epic
    in draft
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    Immortals Legendaries: 17 | Super Rares: 232 | Rare: 76 | Uncommon: 48 | Common: 26 |
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  • jestergeniejestergenie ✭✭✭
    edited December 2018
    Not a haiku but it's always fun to make fun of DB.

    Grind must be eternal!
    DB has said.
    Stop talking gibberish!
    You want to bet?

    And I gladly ignored all recent changes to threshold rewards tables. Good for me and shame for DB. :p
  • ByloBandByloBand ✭✭✭✭✭
    Each line in haiku,
    Imparts maximum impact,
    As a complete thought.
  • ByloBandByloBand ✭✭✭✭✭
    Previous haiku,
    Not intended as critique;
    Adding to Bakkster's.
  • FlemmingFlemming ✭✭✭✭✭
    Wait, Did ByloBand
    Just say that I am no good?
    I will destroy him
    Intentionally Left Blank
  • ByloBand, Flemming,
    such clash of titans.
    This will be funny.

    Puns and jokes will fly
    all over the forums,
    we will laugh out loud.
  • Mr. LincolnMr. Lincoln ✭✭✭✭✭
    Why can you not see
    Puns will be the death of me
    Death has no humor
  • ByloBandByloBand ✭✭✭✭✭
    Flemming, defeat me?
    I can only be beaten,
    By RNGesus!
  • FlemmingFlemming ✭✭✭✭✭
    Don't blame me for this
    Replicate was his idea
    I just added words
    Intentionally Left Blank
  • FlemmingFlemming ✭✭✭✭✭
    Credit when its due
    I came up with AEC
    You are all welcome
    Intentionally Left Blank
  • ByloBandByloBand ✭✭✭✭✭
    Must farm AECs,
    Need enough to replicate,
    A Flemming mic drop.
  • FlemmingFlemming ✭✭✭✭✭
    Need to synthesize
    A fifth star like ByloBand
    Then I am Equal
    Intentionally Left Blank
  • ByloBandByloBand ✭✭✭✭✭
    And if not Equal,
    There is always Sweet'n Low,
    Splenda, or sugar.
  • FlemmingFlemming ✭✭✭✭✭
    What is this sugar?
    Flemming drinks his coffee black
    Just like his dark soul
    Intentionally Left Blank
  • ByloBandByloBand ✭✭✭✭✭
    Bylo's brew of choice:
    Medium roast, half-and-half,
    Three stevia drops.
  • ByloBandByloBand ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2018
    Arena battles,
    In Admiral division:
    Wait, wait, wait, wait, splat!

  • Poetry should rhyme
    Hate to say it
    You shouldn't mess with time.
  • ByloBandByloBand ✭✭✭✭✭
    Nothing says "honor",
    To Klingons quite like spineless,
    Cloaked ship ambushes.
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