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  • Pinafore Data
    He should have the Pilot trait
    DB listen plz

    (I reckon plz counts as one syllable , if you say it how it is spelt anyway!)
  • Thadiun Okona
    should become a pilot too
    Less crew to unfreeze
  • Cam TaliisCam Taliis ✭✭✭✭
    Should any crew from
    Encounter at Farpoint get
    The trait "pilot" too?
  • 5000 Quatloos5000 Quatloos ✭✭✭✭✭
    Ten pilots to train.
    Valkyrie needs chronitons,
    Ever so badly
    Accepted. Mark them, Galt.
  • FlemmingFlemming ✭✭✭✭✭
    The next event calls for pilots
    You know, the kind who fly a lot
    But there are so many frozen
    I cannot count the dozens
    How many merits have I got?
    Intentionally Left Blank
  • 5000 Quatloos5000 Quatloos ✭✭✭✭✭
    Poor poor Julian:
    Jadzia goes for bad boys.
    Miles is more his speed.

    (*Inspired by Darth Skippy)
    Accepted. Mark them, Galt.
  • AldudeAldude ✭✭✭✭
    New event thresholds
    Divides the community
    Who will complain next?
    Proudly VIP0. Monogamous account. Fleet Admiral of NCC UK Midlands.
    70 Golds all at L100 (10 immortal, 6 at 4/5, 7 at 3/5, 5 at 2/5); 135 immortal Purples; All blues, greens and greys immortal
    115 crew slots, 5/8 voyage crew obtained and immortalised, All missions 3-starred, All factions honoured
  • FlemmingFlemming ✭✭✭✭✭
    I played in this event one week
    When I needed four stars, got only three
    Waited for the portal update
    With the crew I did wait
    And now I pull Legendary
    Intentionally Left Blank
  • FlemmingFlemming ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2018
    Flemming wrote: »
    I played in this event one week
    When I needed four stars, got only three
    Waited for the portal update
    With the crew I did wait
    And now I pull Legendary

    One fun haiku fact
    Twas my 600th Awesome
    Thank you to my fans
    Intentionally Left Blank
  • IronagedaveIronagedave ✭✭✭✭✭
    spot reserved
    homeric epic
    in draft
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  • jestergeniejestergenie ✭✭✭
    edited December 2018
    Not a haiku but it's always fun to make fun of DB.

    Grind must be eternal!
    DB has said.
    Stop talking gibberish!
    You want to bet?

    And I gladly ignored all recent changes to threshold rewards tables. Good for me and shame for DB. :p
  • ByloBandByloBand ✭✭✭✭✭
    Each line in haiku,
    Imparts maximum impact,
    As a complete thought.
    Rather than take up real estate on The Bridge with my random game thoughts, I've started doing log entries in the Starport recruitment thread in Fleet Central.
  • ByloBandByloBand ✭✭✭✭✭
    Previous haiku,
    Not intended as critique;
    Adding to Bakkster's.
    Rather than take up real estate on The Bridge with my random game thoughts, I've started doing log entries in the Starport recruitment thread in Fleet Central.
  • FlemmingFlemming ✭✭✭✭✭
    Wait, Did ByloBand
    Just say that I am no good?
    I will destroy him
    Intentionally Left Blank
  • ByloBand, Flemming,
    such clash of titans.
    This will be funny.

    Puns and jokes will fly
    all over the forums,
    we will laugh out loud.
  • Mr. LincolnMr. Lincoln ✭✭✭✭✭
    Why can you not see
    Puns will be the death of me
    Death has no humor
  • ByloBandByloBand ✭✭✭✭✭
    Flemming, defeat me?
    I can only be beaten,
    By RNGesus!
    Rather than take up real estate on The Bridge with my random game thoughts, I've started doing log entries in the Starport recruitment thread in Fleet Central.
  • FlemmingFlemming ✭✭✭✭✭
    Don't blame me for this
    Replicate was his idea
    I just added words
    Intentionally Left Blank
  • FlemmingFlemming ✭✭✭✭✭
    Credit when its due
    I came up with AEC
    You are all welcome
    Intentionally Left Blank
  • ByloBandByloBand ✭✭✭✭✭
    Must farm AECs,
    Need enough to replicate,
    A Flemming mic drop.
    Rather than take up real estate on The Bridge with my random game thoughts, I've started doing log entries in the Starport recruitment thread in Fleet Central.
  • FlemmingFlemming ✭✭✭✭✭
    Need to synthesize
    A fifth star like ByloBand
    Then I am Equal
    Intentionally Left Blank
  • ByloBandByloBand ✭✭✭✭✭
    And if not Equal,
    There is always Sweet'n Low,
    Splenda, or sugar.
    Rather than take up real estate on The Bridge with my random game thoughts, I've started doing log entries in the Starport recruitment thread in Fleet Central.
  • FlemmingFlemming ✭✭✭✭✭
    What is this sugar?
    Flemming drinks his coffee black
    Just like his dark soul
    Intentionally Left Blank
  • ByloBandByloBand ✭✭✭✭✭
    Bylo's brew of choice:
    Medium roast, half-and-half,
    Three stevia drops.
    Rather than take up real estate on The Bridge with my random game thoughts, I've started doing log entries in the Starport recruitment thread in Fleet Central.
  • ByloBandByloBand ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2018
    Arena battles,
    In Admiral division:
    Wait, wait, wait, wait, splat!
    Rather than take up real estate on The Bridge with my random game thoughts, I've started doing log entries in the Starport recruitment thread in Fleet Central.

  • Poetry should rhyme
    Hate to say it
    You shouldn't mess with time.
  • ByloBandByloBand ✭✭✭✭✭
    Nothing says "honor",
    To Klingons quite like spineless,
    Cloaked ship ambushes.
    Rather than take up real estate on The Bridge with my random game thoughts, I've started doing log entries in the Starport recruitment thread in Fleet Central.
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