Creative, Funny, and Absurd Captain Names

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I have saved a few of these before, but found this just now. Two wildly unpopular candidates together in one. Congratulations on being the first to make the list, Captain Jar Jar Wesley.


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I found BootyButtCheeks, and it isn't pleasant being behind him or her. I also offer Trev the Incompetent (who is competent enough to be scoring well right now) as new nominees for the absurd name award.
Edit: it seems that Monkeys Fling Poo comes after Spicy Broccoli.
Got caught between CLUCK CLUCK and 2 Bones-ly Go, gave me a nice chuckle.
I think I found a new favorite.
I keep finding this guy. Awesome name.
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I think I've mentioned this before, but I think the name "Gorn Star" is funny. ...Maybe I'm still too much of a little boy.
There he is again
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