Creative, Funny, and Absurd Captain Names

DavideBooks

I have saved a few of these before, but found this just now. Two wildly unpopular candidates together in one. Congratulations on being the first to make the list, Captain Jar Jar Wesley.

Legate Damar

In Gauntlet I hate being behind BootyButtCheeks.

DavideBooks

Legate Damar wrote: »

In Gauntlet I hate being behind BootyButtCheeks.

I found BootyButtCheeks, and it isn't pleasant being behind him or her. I also offer Trev the Incompetent (who is competent enough to be scoring well right now) as new nominees for the absurd name award.

DavideBooks

Now I'm behind Monkeys Fling Poo. I wonder if they are related?

Edit: it seems that Monkeys Fling Poo comes after Spicy Broccoli.

DavideBooks

I'm very happy to be in the company of Spaceman Spiff. I've read a lot about his exploits since I was a kid.

Just Another Red Shirt

Got caught between CLUCK CLUCK and 2 Bones-ly Go, gave me a nice chuckle.

DavideBooks

I think I found a new favorite.

DavideBooks

DavideBooks wrote: »

I think I found a new favorite.

I keep finding this guy. Awesome name.

The Collective (PoF - FoP)

I have also found myself behind BootyButtCheeks...

The Collective (PoF - FoP)

The Collective (PoF) wrote: »

I have also found myself behind BootyButtCheeks...

The saga continues...

DavideBooks

I beat this guy twice today. Creapy Old Man. I'm not sure I would encourage people to think of me that way. I wonder if he is looking for BootyButtCheaks...

DavideBooks

I'm once more being chased by Poo-flinging Monkeys.

DavideBooks

I think I've mentioned this before, but I think the name "Gorn Star" is funny. ...Maybe I'm still too much of a little boy.

DavideBooks

DavideBooks wrote: »

I'm once more being chased by Poo-flinging Monkeys.

There he is again

DavideBooks

I'm a lover of bad puns, I suppose. I also like good ones. Loved this.

Glenn Fiddich

Its been a long time, but i once met Kim Cardassian..