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In this tremendous first season episode of Deep Space 9, Canadian folk rockers The Crash Test Dummies...
...become the first species from the gamma quadrant to come through the wormhole.
Being renowned merchants of culinary commodities, they head to Quark's and spend many hours trying to trade Quark various gamma quadrant delicacies, like their famous bread sticks!
The B plot sees Commander Sisko, Major Kira, Lieutenant commander Jadzia Dax, and Doctor Bashir...
... operate a daycare where they teach the children to sing "Elmo Rain"...
...and Chief O'Brien sets up a secret breeding unit for Cardassian voles behind a computer panel in Ops.
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