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edited June 14 in Strange New Worlds
Move Along Home

In this tremendous first season episode of Deep Space 9, Canadian folk rockers The Crash Test Dummies...

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...become the first species from the gamma quadrant to come through the wormhole.

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Being renowned merchants of culinary commodities, they head to Quark's and spend many hours trying to trade Quark various gamma quadrant delicacies, like their famous bread sticks!

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The B plot sees Commander Sisko, Major Kira, Lieutenant commander Jadzia Dax, and Doctor Bashir...

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... operate a daycare where they teach the children to sing "Elmo Rain"...

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...and Chief O'Brien sets up a secret breeding unit for Cardassian voles behind a computer panel in Ops.

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  • Prime Lorca [10FH]Prime Lorca [10FH] ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited June 14
    Sub Rosa

    The crew of the Enterprise accompany Beverly Crusher as she attends the funeral of her grandmother. After the funeral, Dr. Crusher encounters Slimer.

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    Data attempts to send a subspace message to Peter Venkman XVII, but ends up on the set of the movie Fog. Patrick Stewart is clearly annoyed that the crew pulled this prank.

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    Dr. Crusher returns to the house to find rose petals strewn about and an odd apparition in the mirror.

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    At the cemetery, La Forge and Data have the Enterprise transport the coffin out of the grave, where they lift off the lid and scan Felisa Howard's peaceful body. All of a sudden, the dead woman sits up in her coffin.

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    Data and La Forge have recovered from their ordeal. Doctor Crusher is talking to Troi about the events of the last few days. No one wants to hear it, so Troi has to take one for the team. But at least she had a reason to postpone a session with Barclay.

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  • Bylo BandBylo Band ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited June 14
    Half a Life

    Burned out from the harsh reality of so much meatball surgery at the 4077 in this season 4 episode of TNG, Major Charles Emerson Winchester III decides to take some R & R.

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    He beams up to the Enterprise D and runs into fellow doctor Christine Chapel, who has just performed a successful procedure granting Professor X the ability to stand.

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    To celebrate her achievement and to help her new pal relax, Chapel throws an impromptu dance party in Engineering, and EVERYONE is thrilled about it!

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    Sadly however, Major Winchester developed a nasty cranial fungal infection during the party, due to poor social distancing.

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    Fortunately, from her years spent in a Cardassian party camp Ensign Ro Laren knows the only cure is to form a birdbath out of her hair and brew a curative salve inside it, so she begins to work on it immediately!

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    Nervous about the procedure, Doctor Chapel heads to the bridge and is just in time to remind Worf where his control panel is.

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    Having been successfully cured, Major Winchester returns to the 4077 a new man. As he unpacks his duffel-bag he notices that Data slipped him a painting he made of the Major as the end music and credits begin to roll!

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  • edited June 14
    Manhunt

    Lwaxana Troi beams aboard the Enterprise intent on finding a husband.

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    The Enterprise is also transporting 2 Antedian dignitaries to a peace conference on the planet Pacifica

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    Lwaxana has her manservant Mr. Homn with her

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    Lwaxana then tricks Captain Picard into spending alone time with her

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    Picard then retreats to the Holodeck to avoid Lwaxana and spends his time as Dixon Hill with Rex at his bar.

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    Lwaxana eventually leaves the Enterprise, husbandless, and exposes the dignitaries as assassins, saving the day

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  • Bylo BandBylo Band ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited June 14
    Who Mourns for Morn?

    In this season 6 episode of Deep Space 9, a mysterious painting appears inside the station. Captain Sisko orders Doctor Bashir and Chief O'Brien to investigate.

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    While conducting their investigations the pair inadvertently unleash the horrible monster that was imprisoned within the painting and it starts menacing the station!

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    Some wandering space fish guys recognize the creature and report that the mythical space mermaid Ariel is the key to vanquishing this foe.

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    Quark volunteers to undertake the quest free of charge and to buy him time, Odo restrains the menacing creature!

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    Odo then aids Quark and helps him launch his space submarine.

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    Quark locates the space mermaid Ariel and she agrees to give Quark the magic space juice that will return the menacing monster to its painting in exchange for Quark's help in casting the spell to grow her some legs.

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    Quark makes a Spell Knowledge check and then begin the incantation.

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    The spell worked! Space mermaid Ariel shows Quark that she now has legs and then gives Quark the bottle of magic space juice.

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    Quark returns to the station in his space submarine and gives the bottle of magic space juice to Bashir and O'brien.

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    The two pour the magic space juice and give the cup to the menacing monster, who gladly takes a drink because menacing a space station is thirsty work!

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    The menacing monster is returned to the painting, and there was much rejoicing (yay).

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  • We’ll Always Have Paris

    The episode begins with the crew preparing to go on shore leave.

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    Captain Picard got a head start, fencing, but ended up letting his opponent win

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    The Captain then learns he is to encounter Jenice Manheim and remembers their last encounter so the captain then goes to Paris on the holodeck

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    The captain then realizes that Paris isn’t the right place so the holodeck changes it to Marseille instead

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    The captain then orders The Doctor to save Lt. Marseilles instead of another patient.

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    Then, the program is changed into Tom Paris’ altered version of ‘Photon’s Be Free’ and the captain encounters a sleazy Doctor who tries to seduce the captain as part of the holoprogram

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    Kes then comes in and passionately kisses the Doctor, distracting him

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    Kes then says she’s cold and starts moving back in time and ends up having her baby with Tom Paris

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    Tom then senses something wrong and somehow time shifts to when Tom’s actual baby is born

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    B’Elanna looks at Tom, smiles passionately, and says to him: “We’ll Always Have Paris”
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  • Data1001Data1001 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Ro Laren with birdbath hair made me legit lol.


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