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  • Bylo BandBylo Band ✭✭✭✭✭
    Flemming, I greatly admire your work, dedication, and enthusiasm for sentient space mines. Your choice to start out with Acting Ensign Wesley Crusher as your prototype is a winner I should think, especially if you give your "volunteers" access to certain disposable components and enough time to rig up an impromptu tractor beam to allow himself to become permanently stuck to the enemy hull, thus increasing the damage of his detonation.
  • FlemmingFlemming ✭✭✭✭✭
    I'm sure there is a way to *encourage* Intel out of excess crew during Skirmish Events...

    Section 31 would do it. You know they would!
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  • Paund SkummPaund Skumm ✭✭✭✭✭
    Flemming wrote: »
    ACTING ENSIGN CRUSHER #6: What was that explosion?

    CAPTAIN: Not to worry, we're using countermeasures to evade a Borg Cube. I'm unsure if its a Scout Ship or not, they look the same to me since the Delphic Expanse.

    ACTING ENSIGN CRUSHER #6: Where is ACTING ENSIGN CRUSHER #5?

    CAPTAIN: Would you believe its the same answer as your previous question? Minus the bit about confusion of the ship pursuing us. Here, put on this vest.

    ACTING ENSIGN CRUSHER #6: Why is it making a ticking noise?

    CAPTAIN: I only had enough of you to make a non-digital one. Trust me, this is much easier if you don't ask so many questions.

    ACTING ENSIGN CRUSHER #6: Why is that?

    CAPTAIN:

    ACTING ENSIGN CRUSHER #6: Sorry.

    CAPTAIN: To be honest, I should run longer voyages, I'm running out of yourselves in my inventory.

    ACTING ENSIGN CRUSHER #6 follows the visual instructions to walk into the open airlock.

    ACTING ENSIGN CRUSHER #6: What do you mean My-selfs?

    CAPTAIN: You are Number six.

    ACTING ENSIGN CRUSHER #6: No! I am not a number! I am a free-

    The yelling is cut off by the sealing of the airlock and then the sound of the airlock emptying into the void of space.

    CAPTAIN: CAPTAIN to the Bridge, cut power. Lets see if this works this time. And send ACTING ENSIGN CRUSHER #7 to my location.

    Ahhh... Acting Ensign Wesley Crusher... WARNING... graphic scenes viewer discretion is advised...
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  • Bylo BandBylo Band ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2018
    The only way that gets better is if after the "procedure", Mirror Keiko says something like, "Geez, I expected we'd be able to get more intel out of somebody with the 'prodigy' trait."

    -EDIT-

    That was a treat to read BTW
  • FlemmingFlemming ✭✭✭✭✭
    That is a much better punchline.
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  • edited August 2018
    I know this would be a lot of work, programming wise. But change ship battles to you can target certain parts of the ship. Take out the engines and beam excess Wesley's into the anti-matter chamber, would make for an awesome explosion
  • Bylo BandBylo Band ✭✭✭✭✭
    I literally laughed out loud when I read AEC the first time!
  • Can we use EMs or BMs for fuel also? I get about 5 of both each week.
    Hurry up before those things eat Guy!
  • Hey DB... Can I put some of my squadron leaders or fleet members in the airlock? That would be one method of fleet management!

    "I know you've been under- performing, Lt Paris, so you're gonna have to step outside the ship for a few minutes and think about how to do a better job "
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    We’re not those other guys. Here we shower often, and we treat our members like family.
    We know how to whip some serious tail, yet no one is left to shiver out in the cold. If you need advice, help, strategy, tips or anything at all…. I and my officers are here to help you.

    Currently, we're looking for more good people to enjoy the game with us, and we offer a TON to our members, in return. We prefer level 50 members and above. Lower level players than this will be considered on a case-by-case basis.

    We use the DISCORD app for all our fleet chats (it's free). We're much better organized than many other top-tier fleets in the game, while a heck of a lot more relaxed and much more fun to be a part of. I have numerous other former fleet Admirals who joined me, and we have a world of knowledge and experience to share with you. Sure, we all love the game, and we enjoy playing it often; but we're also a fun family of kooky friends from around the world, who enjoy playing the game together. On top of playing, we also hang out often and share plenty of good laughs, an excellent supportive environment and one another's company.

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  • FlemmingFlemming ✭✭✭✭✭
    Don't give me script ideas:

    CAPTAIN 2: You called me ADMIRAL?

    (Oh the possibilities!)
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  • Bylo BandBylo Band ✭✭✭✭✭
    Flemming wrote: »
    Don't give me script ideas:

    CAPTAIN 2: You called me ADMIRAL?

    (Oh the possibilities!)

    I think it could be pretty amazing, I mean seriously, how many AECs is one Captain worth?!
  • Bylo BandBylo Band ✭✭✭✭✭
    Starting to think we need to come up with a second unit of measure based on Boomer Mayweather, I acquired FIVE Boomer Mayweathers just yesterday!
  • DavideBooksDavideBooks ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited September 2018
    ByloBand wrote: »
    Starting to think we need to come up with a second unit of measure based on Boomer Mayweather, I acquired FIVE Boomer Mayweathers just yesterday!

    1 BM = 4 AEC or it requires four AEC to take one BM.
  • Mr. LincolnMr. Lincoln ✭✭✭✭✭
    ByloBand wrote: »
    Starting to think we need to come up with a second unit of measure based on Boomer Mayweather, I acquired FIVE Boomer Mayweathers just yesterday!
    I have no words, I am so sorry. <Puts "Looking down from the bridge" on phone>

  • LOL, I really love this thread!
  • ByloBand wrote: »
    Starting to think we need to come up with a second unit of measure based on Boomer Mayweather, I acquired FIVE Boomer Mayweathers just yesterday!

    Hey, plagiarism...I already suggested that! Lol.
    Hurry up before those things eat Guy!
  • Okay so, i like the idea about making excess crew into rep rations, but since this has sort of derailed into more of an antiwesley/how-can-we-kill-wesley thread, i have to agree with @eXo | SilverRose, this is sort of mean :neutral: and in all honesty i like wesley!!
  • Paladin 27Paladin 27 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2018
    Can we mark this thread and solved and close it considering this:
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  • edited October 2018
    Don't mark it closed. It is so much fun. It shows the ridiculousness of dismissing for honor and bears out humor and smiles for everyone though great creativity. There is no insulting or bad things going on here. I say keep it up. No one is required to read this thread.

    But as stated in the community guidelines we are required to be nice (edited to reflect what the community guidelines actually say) and thinking of ways for Wesley to die...not to nice, at the very least it should be moved to the holodeck.
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