Timelines Haiku challenge

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  • Mr. LincolnMr. Lincoln ✭✭✭✭✭
    My boss looks
    At
    Me strangely
  • 5000 Quatloos5000 Quatloos ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 2018
    oh Dear. I was just joking about the miniku’s but they’ve gone and memed out anyway. Awesome.

    Accepted. Mark them, Galt.
  • IronagedaveIronagedave ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 2018
    My boss looks
    At
    Me strangely

    His eyes wide
    open,
    walls will fall
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  • Wesley,
    please
    just shut up!
  • Great Haiku
    in
    this fun thread.

    Congrats to
    all
    the winners.
  • Please just a
    few
    more crew slots.

    My kingdom,
    for
    more crew slots!
  • 5000 Quatloos5000 Quatloos ✭✭✭✭✭
    Finally!
    A
    Good Sulu!

    Low low price:
    My
    First born son.
    Accepted. Mark them, Galt.
  • FlemmingFlemming ✭✭✭✭✭
    Three one three
    Makes
    My head hurt
    Intentionally Left Blank
  • 5000 Quatloos5000 Quatloos ✭✭✭✭✭
    Flemming wrote: »
    Three one three
    Makes
    My head hurt

    We can switch to sonnet structure if you like :-)
    Accepted. Mark them, Galt.
  • ByloBandByloBand ✭✭✭✭✭
    A tribute,
    To,
    Our founder.

    The Gamesters,
    Of,
    Triskelion.

    Trisk - ell - yun,
    A,
    For Effort?
  • FlemmingFlemming ✭✭✭✭✭
    In my opinion
    The art of haiku is true
    Miniku's too skew
    Intentionally Left Blank
  • Cam TaliisCam Taliis ✭✭✭✭
    There once was a Keeper from Talos IV
    Who knew about humans, but wanted more
    He called mister Pike
    And said "How would you like
    To go where no man has gone before?"
  • IronagedaveIronagedave ✭✭✭✭✭
    There once was a lady from Venus
    I know you may have seen this
    And know what i'll say
    But to that I say nay
    Many things will rhyme with Venus
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  • ByloBandByloBand ✭✭✭✭✭
    If Armus had built,
    A rampart it would be called,
    The Yar Killer Base
  • 5000 Quatloos5000 Quatloos ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 2018
    Oh man. Limericks are rocking. OK, this week's event will be Hybrid limerick + miniku, and Flemming is named squad leader. Daily Haiku's may be run in the background with crew with good base stats.

    Threshold rewards will be non-canon, you-know-who characters dressed in their original "Benson" attire, in different scenes around the governor's mansion.
    Accepted. Mark them, Galt.
  • 5000 Quatloos5000 Quatloos ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 2018
    SPECIAL OFFER!!! "REWRITE THE GALAXY" One Time Only! $99.99.

    10,000 Syllable Pack Pulls
    100 Borg Cube Schematics
    1250 AECs

    *Each Pull has a 0.7% chance of yielding rhyming syllables.

    Because this week's Hybrid Limerick Event will consume all your syllables, next week's event will involve retelling any Star Trek story in Thomas Pynchon "Gravity's Rainbow" stream of consciousness style. 1,000,000,000 syllables will be needed for the Ranked reward. Buy now!
    Accepted. Mark them, Galt.
  • IronagedaveIronagedave ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 2018
    ... But if you meet a girl from Uranus
    Hide away top secrets like Genesis
    From your all time augment nemesis
    Unless it's a Romulan sounding like a snake
    Then make a data rod that's ........ faaaake!
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  • 5000 Quatloos5000 Quatloos ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 2018
    ByloBand wrote: »
    A tribute,
    To,
    Our founder.
    ...

    If @Shan is following this thread, all I want for Christmas is a 5* Shahna.

    I will also accept a 4* version of Mirror Shahna:

    3hztnz5btc5z.jpg

    Accepted. Mark them, Galt.
  • Emperor Borg DroneEmperor Borg Drone ✭✭✭✭
    edited November 2018
    Daily Haiku's may be run in the background with crew with good base stats.

    Good base allows me to
    run a background haiku now
    Then shoot for rewards

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  • Odo MarmarosaOdo Marmarosa ✭✭✭✭✭
    Dammit Jim
    I'm
    a Doctor
  • 400K VP for
    a
    GoE Troi copy.

    Really,
    DB,
    Really?!
  • Next event
    much
    bonus crew.

    Dear DB, we
    need
    more crew slots.
  • if limericks are now the new game
    the challenge is still quite the same.
    rhyming is fun
    but to end with a pun
    will make it a new ballgame
    "Never teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig" Lazarus Long, Time Enough for Love, R.A. Heinlein
  • ·§ë· For the Many·§ë· For the Many ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 2018
    Only a macro
    Could welcome the next event
    Damn terms of service.
    Only a macro
    Or sentient crazyperson
    Such as yours truly

    Tap tap tap tap tap
    Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap
    Tap tap tap tap tap
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  • 5000 Quatloos5000 Quatloos ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2018
    This month’s challenge: Poetry in any form about your Pilot crew.

    I’ll kick off:
    Tinder: @Angel1
    I'm a ‘Wild and Crazy Guy!”
    Finally FE

    It’s the Bajoran earring at level 99 that makes him irresistible to the babes.
    Accepted. Mark them, Galt.
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